thelemonadestandoflife:

magpizza:

donnacabonna:

how do i stop looking 13

Ask to be drawn by Homestuck fanartists.

this is the funniest post ive seen about homestuck so far



letslikemakememories:

watchtheskytonight:

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

L 

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN

what the fuck is wrong with this website

(Source: basedmadoka)



I’m alone
in a body that can’t
love me.

Margaret Gibson, from “The Waiting”  (via motsquivont)

(Source: awritersruminations)


brodave:

we have so much technology at our very fingertips and this is what we use it for. Fucking Incredible


ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be



nowthatswitty:

More witty here :)


drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”



arikis:

this legitimately reminds me of myself

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